Sunday, February 04, 2007

Sun 04-Feb-07: Men are PIGS

Some minor alterations

Pigs. Men BOYS are pigs.

But first, George Harrison/Beatles, 1968, White Album
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Have you seen the little piggies
Crawling in the dirt
And for all those little piggies
Life is getting worse
Always having dirt to play around in.

Have you seen the bigger piggies
In their starched white shirts
You will find the bigger piggies
Stirring up the dirt
Always have clean shirts to play around in.

In their styes with all their backing
They don't care what goes on around
In their eyes there's something lacking
What they need's a damn good whacking.

Everywhere there's lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon.

End of George Harrison's Lyrics:
I feel a poem ERUPTING!

... or is this really a SONG???

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Have you seen the little piggies
Crawling in the dirt?
Boys and Teens are mostly piggies
scrunched up in their white bvd's.

Boys and teens are always dreaming
where can they put their dirt.
Boys keep trying, till they 'dying
Wanting it to work.

And for all those little piggies
Life is getting worse.
Always looking for a girl to score with.

Some little piggies are real bastards
Lying in their dirt.
These little piggies try to pressure
Girls to lift their shirts.
In their little lives to score a Home Run with.

Sometimes boys are just big assholes
stupid to the end.
Not even caring what they're doing
To a so called friend.

What they need's a damn good whacking.

Every Girl should tell her "boy"friend
Don't try and pressure me.
IF you like me, better hang here
And try and let me see.

I won't stand this piggie acting
From you I expected more.
You are piggish and that's vicious
You're nothing but a bore.

How dare you grope me, seeking action
Do you think that I'm just a whore?

Yes I liked you, now despise you
loathe's too nice a word.

I had hoped that you were different
Sad to know tis not true.
You will lie there in your pigsty
Thrashing like a bum.

Piggy boys live Piggy lives
Won't get far in life.

Get it through you piggy head now
Girls want more then sex.
Girls want caring, loving, funning
More to talk to you.

They don’t want to drop their pants now
Just to please your balls.


it's the little things said...

Holy moly!
Let's hope we don't often run into those types of men.... word verification is joke!

Markbnj said...

Another thing:
1) I AM a male.
2) this was written when talking about a friend who was pressured by her "boyfriend" into doing things she really DIDN'T want to do at the time...


Yes, it mostly discusses TEEN-Agers, because (having been one myself), I can assure you that they (as I was at the time) HAVE a ONE TRACK MIND, and are PIGS!

'nuff said..

Feel free to pass this around.

'love the fact your word was pigma.

MarkieMark in NJ

Anonymous said...

Hey Mark,

I've got to be honest....sometimes I just want a good rutting......does that make me a piglette?


Malissa said...

i love this poem...your right, men, excuse me, BOYS are pigs

Markbnj said...


You're over 18, *(I presume)!, do whatever feels right!

It's the DAMN hormones under 22ish that causes men/boys to do this

Yes, it was meant to help BOYS understand that they NEED to keep their hands to themselves

DrivingMissMolly said...

Wow! I don't know what to say. I think men have many good qualities too. I'm kind of surprised that you're a male doing male-bashing!


Markbnj said...


Let's restate this.

I am a FORMER (male) teen (pig).

I've seen what happens to some teenage girls that that are "accosted" by mindless teenage idiots. They have one track minds.

My mantra (which I tell to my 13yr old son too!) is
all men are idiots.
if you're lucky enough to find one that falls in love with you, treat her with lots of respect.

I just wish our society didnt teach our kids (boys) to treat women like dirt.

I do remember doing everything mentioned above... and I wish I had taken the classy approach, and tried to not pressure them...

Signed a reformed pig.

and... Yes, I'd be grateful if EVERY single girl/woman/female
between 8 and 22 read this, and understood that they DON't NEED to give in/put out to a boy JUST because he says (or she wants him ) to say I love you....

feel free to pass it around


and it might help to understand that I am no longer a spring chicken (almost-augh-50--augh- must stop choking-over that number)

and that I've been lucky enough to have been married to my soulmate for almost 30 years.

So I hope this helps. Yes, men (Hopefully) get brains back.
Yes, consenting adults can do whatever they want, whenever they want.

And just to reiterate,
boys ARE pigs. I was one, I admit it.
I ALWAYS (subtlety of course) pressured any girlfriend in those days) to go to the next step, whether it was a kiss, or romping around in the backseat of a car.
(not really a car, I grew up in upper Manhattan, and it was either in a park or underneath a highway access road.

Yes, men are useful. Without us, you'd all need big vibrators all the time (just kidding, sorry).
But hopefully, this poem/converstation will help some of the "big dicks" out there, stop and hopefully have a bit more compassion (I hope)

I think I'm done!