YEA! Paul is going...
OK.. lets see:
RUMsfeld: GONE
WOLFOWITZ : GONE
BUSH: Still STUBBORN and HERE
Dick Cheney: Still STUBBORN and HERE
Alberto: NEXT victim
IMPEACH the rest!
Showing posts with label Washington. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Washington. Show all posts
Monday, April 16, 2007
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Wed 11-Apr-07: Dear President Bushki -- Sung to the tune of Officer Krupke
Wed 11-Apr-07: Dear President Bushki
(Sung to the tune of Officer Krupke from West Side Story)
Dear Unitary President
I think that you've been had.
You've destroyed our democracy
And screwed it up real bad
You've made all our country
The jerks of all the world
Why can't you just admit that you have failed?
(Chorus)
You have failed, You have failed
You have miserably failed
You have totally screwed us up.
(Music till next verse)
Dear President Bush-ki
We've found you out
Paul and Dick's wars are all to blame
And puppet master Cheney is totally insane
Your WMD War was not just about
Your Mideast policy is just insane
(Chorus)
It's insane, It's insane
It's insane and inane
It's just totally insane.
(Music till next verse)
Dear President torturer, haven’t you heard?
Water-Boarding torture is now a curse word?
Alberto Gonzales, the architect of that
Got rewarded and bumped upstairs
Bumped upstairs, Bumped upstairs,
Bumped upstairs, Bumped upstairs,
Alberto got bumped upstairs.
Now he denies, he denies, he denies and lies
He totally denies and lies
Dear President MBA, what can you do?
You’ve delegated all, through and through
Rumsfeld lied, so did Wolfowits
Cheney lies too, now in this bed you lie
All your MBA work has just gone to pot
It just shows that you don’t think a lot
Thoughtless planning, thoughtless review
Just so you know, you are through
you are through, you are through
you are through, you are through
And congress isn't done with you.
Your Daddy were a pres-dent
He thought he had a son
You mommy's golden goil
You never run a business
That 'tweren't in the RED
You sat out the Vietnam war
By claiming you were done
You've done your share of drinking
And driving DUI
You've even done the coke thing,
Then claimed that it was a lie
Good-ness gracious,
My oh My, are you HIGH?
Dear President Bush-ki
What are we to do?
You screwed up our country
And turned it into poo.
Your buddy Alberto be gone soon
Like the Donald Rumsfeld was
Puppet master Cheney just needs to be stopped
His terrible planning is just not a lot
His wings need to be clipped now
So he will stop. I guess that
Impeachment will say a lot!
Impeach now, Impeach now,
Impeach now, Impeach now,
It's time to impeach them now
(more to come)
(Sung to the tune of Officer Krupke from West Side Story)
Dear Unitary President
I think that you've been had.
You've destroyed our democracy
And screwed it up real bad
You've made all our country
The jerks of all the world
Why can't you just admit that you have failed?
(Chorus)
You have failed, You have failed
You have miserably failed
You have totally screwed us up.
(Music till next verse)
Dear President Bush-ki
We've found you out
Paul and Dick's wars are all to blame
And puppet master Cheney is totally insane
Your WMD War was not just about
Your Mideast policy is just insane
(Chorus)
It's insane, It's insane
It's insane and inane
It's just totally insane.
(Music till next verse)
Dear President torturer, haven’t you heard?
Water-Boarding torture is now a curse word?
Alberto Gonzales, the architect of that
Got rewarded and bumped upstairs
Bumped upstairs, Bumped upstairs,
Bumped upstairs, Bumped upstairs,
Alberto got bumped upstairs.
Now he denies, he denies, he denies and lies
He totally denies and lies
Dear President MBA, what can you do?
You’ve delegated all, through and through
Rumsfeld lied, so did Wolfowits
Cheney lies too, now in this bed you lie
All your MBA work has just gone to pot
It just shows that you don’t think a lot
Thoughtless planning, thoughtless review
Just so you know, you are through
you are through, you are through
you are through, you are through
And congress isn't done with you.
Your Daddy were a pres-dent
He thought he had a son
You mommy's golden goil
You never run a business
That 'tweren't in the RED
You sat out the Vietnam war
By claiming you were done
You've done your share of drinking
And driving DUI
You've even done the coke thing,
Then claimed that it was a lie
Good-ness gracious,
My oh My, are you HIGH?
Dear President Bush-ki
What are we to do?
You screwed up our country
And turned it into poo.
Your buddy Alberto be gone soon
Like the Donald Rumsfeld was
Puppet master Cheney just needs to be stopped
His terrible planning is just not a lot
His wings need to be clipped now
So he will stop. I guess that
Impeachment will say a lot!
Impeach now, Impeach now,
Impeach now, Impeach now,
It's time to impeach them now
(more to come)
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Tue 20-Mar-07: Spy vs. Spy
Spy vs. Spy
Spy vs. Spy
Shi’ia versus Sunni
Moslem versus Moslem
This is war. This is peace.
This is our future, can you say, “global war”?
Our country’s leaders declared a war
But it seems we’re the ones now besieged
Since we’ll be paying for the next fifty years.
The muslims want a global caliphate
Where all non-muslims must bow and kneel
To show their allegiance, or dead they’ll fall.
Spy vs. Spy
Shi’ia versus Sunni
Moslem versus Moslem
This is war. This is peace.
This is our future, can you say, “global war”?
Our country’s leaders declared a war
But it seems we’re the ones now besieged
Since we’ll be paying for the next fifty years.
The muslims want a global caliphate
Where all non-muslims must bow and kneel
To show their allegiance, or dead they’ll fall.
Monday, March 19, 2007
Mon 19-Mar-07: Health
Health
Thank heavens, I have my health.
So far, thank the Lord, I am “normal”.
For the moment, all is okay
But ONLY because we pay through the nose.
Our country is sick
Sicker then our government.
If our government had our health care plan
Universal care would be automatic, man!
A simple congressional health plan for all is our country’s best step forward.
But just like the last sixty years
The Republicians will fight it to their best.
But finally, even big business can see,
There’s no other way to increases employee productivity
The largest economy in the world
Is the most backwards in heal care, you see.
But if we move health care out of business
And into the government
Many more citizens would have coverage
And les children would go uncovered.
Once no longer the responsibility
Of business, up goes productivity
And millions of formerly uncovered
Will then rest at night, refreshed.
This, I pray will soon come to be
We our country needs this so desparately!
Thank heavens, I have my health.
So far, thank the Lord, I am “normal”.
For the moment, all is okay
But ONLY because we pay through the nose.
Our country is sick
Sicker then our government.
If our government had our health care plan
Universal care would be automatic, man!
A simple congressional health plan for all is our country’s best step forward.
But just like the last sixty years
The Republicians will fight it to their best.
But finally, even big business can see,
There’s no other way to increases employee productivity
The largest economy in the world
Is the most backwards in heal care, you see.
But if we move health care out of business
And into the government
Many more citizens would have coverage
And les children would go uncovered.
Once no longer the responsibility
Of business, up goes productivity
And millions of formerly uncovered
Will then rest at night, refreshed.
This, I pray will soon come to be
We our country needs this so desparately!
Friday, March 09, 2007
Fri 09-Mar-07: Pop goes the Wolfowitz *
Pop goes the Wolfowitz *
Around and round the Washington wonks
The Wolfowitz did crawl
And said he once, and said to all
Iraq, we need her OIL.
For Sadaam Hussein is an Evil Guy
Just like a little weasel
And 'cause he needs to eventually fall
We might as well take his oil.
Now we can't get in there today
Because he hates our guts.
But since we want to play with his oil
Saadam he needs to fall.
Oh, we got the goods on Sadaam
OK, so we cooked the books.
Who cares that we cooked the evidence,
Sadaam, we wants his oil.
Now boss bush he said he wants that oil
And if Sadaam should happenen to fall
The world would not cry too much
Exxon she needs his oil.
So Wolfowitz searched for some WMD
And failed to find a-one.
But weasels figured out how to fudge them
And Bush he got his oil.
Now Wolfowitz forgot to plan
On how to end the war
He thought that once Saadam was gone again
That they'd give up all their oil.
But unlike most rats he forgot to plan,
An escape route to his nest.
And now the USA is stuck in here
As a totally unwelcome guest.
* Sing-able to the tune of "Pop Goes the weasel", like the weasel that he is!
Around and round the Washington wonks
The Wolfowitz did crawl
And said he once, and said to all
Iraq, we need her OIL.
For Sadaam Hussein is an Evil Guy
Just like a little weasel
And 'cause he needs to eventually fall
We might as well take his oil.
Now we can't get in there today
Because he hates our guts.
But since we want to play with his oil
Saadam he needs to fall.
Oh, we got the goods on Sadaam
OK, so we cooked the books.
Who cares that we cooked the evidence,
Sadaam, we wants his oil.
Now boss bush he said he wants that oil
And if Sadaam should happenen to fall
The world would not cry too much
Exxon she needs his oil.
So Wolfowitz searched for some WMD
And failed to find a-one.
But weasels figured out how to fudge them
And Bush he got his oil.
Now Wolfowitz forgot to plan
On how to end the war
He thought that once Saadam was gone again
That they'd give up all their oil.
But unlike most rats he forgot to plan,
An escape route to his nest.
And now the USA is stuck in here
As a totally unwelcome guest.
* Sing-able to the tune of "Pop Goes the weasel", like the weasel that he is!
Thursday, March 08, 2007
Thu 08-Mar-07: A Phone tap
A Phone tap
A wrist slap, a phone tap
A red flag from the ref.
Time out for unfair play
Said the Ref to Alberto today.
You started with "un"torture
As the lawyer to the President of the USA.
You topped that by saying water's fine
If You were wanted by the CIA.
You went on by modifying the US Patriot Act
By slipping in a few quick last minute "facts".
No legislators were in on this bait and switch act
And now looks like you gonna get 'jacked.
Extraordinary rendition sounds just yucky
And is even worse if the CIA catches you.
You routed them across the world to break them
And even gave them a world view.
But Alberto, you forgot a few facts,
You no longer work for the President
You’re the chief law enforcer for the US of A.
Really looks like you're gonna get the AXE.
Looks like this spring will be the LAST one you see
From beautiful downtown Washington DC
For if the wind is true to what's coming
A twister 'be blowing you past the ole Mississippi.
A wrist slap, a phone tap
A red flag from the ref.
Time out for unfair play
Said the Ref to Alberto today.
You started with "un"torture
As the lawyer to the President of the USA.
You topped that by saying water's fine
If You were wanted by the CIA.
You went on by modifying the US Patriot Act
By slipping in a few quick last minute "facts".
No legislators were in on this bait and switch act
And now looks like you gonna get 'jacked.
Extraordinary rendition sounds just yucky
And is even worse if the CIA catches you.
You routed them across the world to break them
And even gave them a world view.
But Alberto, you forgot a few facts,
You no longer work for the President
You’re the chief law enforcer for the US of A.
Really looks like you're gonna get the AXE.
Looks like this spring will be the LAST one you see
From beautiful downtown Washington DC
For if the wind is true to what's coming
A twister 'be blowing you past the ole Mississippi.
Friday, February 16, 2007
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