Two types of couples. Those who want children, and those that don't.
The third type is the couple who HAVE children
Yet realize they need to return them to the factory.
Adorable, and helpless at birth.
Slowly grow to notice you, learn to smile.
Running. Talking. Talking Back.
Mouth. Lips. Brains. Teenager-hood.
"Fergit" your brains age until mid twenties.
And we wonder about those in the third category?