Brainwashed
Christmas Music finally removed.
Hallajuah.
No Jingling Bells or Sleighs Tonight
Hallajuah.
Hallajuah. Hanakuah.
Presents. Candles, Lights, Latkes. *
Horrors. Rid of Christmas Music, only to be
replaced by refrains of…
…I am a latke
…I am a latke
…I am a latke
and I am waiting for Hanukkah to come. (998X)
Which is worse. Dead Karen Carpenter Christmas songs or
"I am a latke"
Tie me up…It's a tie!
* A latke is a (usually large) potato pancake
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Author's Note:
For the "Jewish Impaired" * (sorry, that just blurted itself out)
these words:
"
…I am a latke
and I am waiting for Hanukkah to come. "
Are dreadful.
Especially when sung on:
July 4th.
Any day in August.
In September.
In October.
They seem to repeat themselves for
100-300 times non-stop
AND you need someone to SMACK you
to get the song out of your head.
Try it?!
Oh, and the Latke/potato pancake, goes with applesauce and sour cream...
Markie mark in NJ
* Jewish Impaired: aka "EVERYBODY Else"
You'se guys have a MERRY Christmas, and a Happy New year!!!!
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