Saturday, December 9th, Asbestos Required.

Saturday, December 9th, Asbestos Required.

Sung to the tune of "Down by the Riverside" Please have an asbestos coat
and gloves handy to quell the flames as you sing.


I'm gonna bury my firearms
Right here in the USA
Right here in the USA
Right here in the USA

Gonna bury my firearms.
Right here in the USA
Right here in the USA

(chorus)
I ain't gonna study war no more.
I ain't gonna study war no more.
Ain't gonna study war no more.
Not here in the "gold ole" USA
Not in the USA.
Not in the USA.

Don't want to have no Frigging Draft
Keep Uncle Sam back outta my "rear"
Keep Uncle Sam back outta my "rear"
Keep Uncle Sam back outta my "rear"


So lets get George's twins hitched up real fast,
Or get em preggers first
Let's get em preggers first
We wanna a fairer draft.

We're gonna be in the new Mid-East
For twenty to forty years
Yes, twenty to forty years
Oh , twenty to forty years

43 will forever be revered
Way past his impeachment trial
Way past his impeachment trial
Way past his impeachment trial

43 will go down in history
As the starter of World War III
As the starter of World War III

And Donny Rumsfeld will see
What a war criminal's cell will be
What a war criminal's cell will be
What a war criminal's cell will be

But Dick Cheney will hear some bells
He's the guy who started this war (3X)
But Dick Cheney will hear some bells
When he roasts in hell
For starting this crummy war.